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เมื่อ: ศุกร์ ก.ย. 07, 2007 15:02ROMANCEMATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss +smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smartemployee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man neverworries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successfulwoman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot andlove him a little.
To be happy witha woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married menare a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
Awoman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, andshe does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a mansays after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss +smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smartemployee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay$1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man neverworries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successfulwoman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot andlove him a little.
To be happy witha woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married menare a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
Awoman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, andshe does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a mansays after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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