โดย DB7 » อาทิตย์ มี.ค. 14, 2010 23:55
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Rooney, Rooney, Rooney
You look like a bit of a loony
Clearly ain't going to uni -
You're thicker than DJ Spoony.
We love you, really and truly -
Like birds love that cnut Clooney
But please don't do us a mooney
Cos you're nearly as fat as Boony
Mind you, better that than puny
Or a radical militant Sunni
Packing a great big fecking Uzi
Rooney Rooney Rooney.
To the tune of Rudi Can't Fail, by The Clash:
In the heart of the Stretford End...you hear them sa-ay:
Gets the ball from Ruud and he's - past three
He sticks it away and we - party
Wish all teams played like Fener - bahce
Rooney, can't fail (Oh no)
He splits the defense like a - hymen
Leaves em stationary like they're - Rymans
What a skillful wee scally and - pieman
Rooney, can't fail (Oh no)
He came to United
To realise his dreams
What he nee-ee-eeds
He now has!
Fled the Mersey
Red is now his jersey
Roo-ney, can't fail...
Give the lad the ball and he'll - dribble, sure
But the press have of course gone a - little far
He didn't get close against - Middlesborough
Rooney, can't fail (except occasionally against a well-organised back 4)
Rooney, can't fail (except occasionally against a well-organised back 4).
